Jingle WELLs

‘Twas the night before NIC…


‘Twas the night before NIC

And all through the building

Not a broker was stirring.

Not even brothers Hilding


Multifamily developers had forgotten to take their meds

While visions of loose money danced in their heads

And KBG in her kerchief, and Lerner in his cap

Had just settled down for one last look at NIC Map


When down in the bar, there arose such a clatter

Arnie Whitman sprang into action to see what was the matter

Michael and John had just stepped into the ring

To see which one had the best swing


The swoon of the WASH members was too much to bear

As everyone lost interest and headed for the stair

When, what to a wondering eye should appear

But a towering REIT which DeRosa was trying to steer


With revised leases, sales agreements and new promise

They knew in a moment it must be St. Thomas

With Mercedes and Shankh by his side,

He whistled and shouted, and told them all to abide


Now Brenda, now Loren, now Bob and Bill

On Cindy, on Chris, on Andy and Will

No more SNFs, they are health systems, you will see

Dash away, dash away, dash away Mackey


As census started to rise, and managed care rates stabilized

Investors soon returned, knowing how to capitalize

So on to the future, no matter what it does bring

Halleluiah it will be, that Rick Matros will sing


Merry Christmas and Happy New Year



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